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Important Secret Codes for Android Mobiles

1 ) For Getting the IMEI number please dial *#06#

2) For the Battery Usage Statistics, Phone information and Battery Please dial *#*#4636#*#*

3) For Getting the System Dump mode please dial *#9900#

4) For the Backlight/Vibration test please dial *#*#0842#*#* 

5) For Getting the USB logging control Please dial *#872564# 

6) For The Information about the Hardware/Software please dial *#12580*369# 

7) For the Wireless LAN tests Dial this code *#*#232339#*#*

8) To Delete Everything on the Phone Dial this code *2767*3855#

9) To test the Touchscreen of the Mobile please dial *#*#2664#*#*

10) For the Immediate backup of media files, dial *#*#34971539#*#*

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other 50 interesting amazing facts!!!

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11. Dalmatians are born without spots.

12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).

14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).

39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.

41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

50 amazing facts ==–>!

The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word ‘set’ has the most definitions!

What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.

“Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

Horatio Nelson, one of England’s most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump!

One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different!

The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

On average a hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute.

More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

More people are allergic to cow’s milk than any other food.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its’ heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

It’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Some worms will eat themselves if they can’t find any food!

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

Slugs have 4 noses.

Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.

Living in 2007

 

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when…

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic  and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to copy and forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t#9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

 

Lateral Thinking..nice one !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lateral Thinking.

Check out Lateral thinking . . .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
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Okay, let’s see if you’ve got the hang of it.

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Answer = I Understand


OK .. . .Got the drift?

Let’s try a few now and see how you fare?

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Not having a good day now, are you?


Redeem yourself.

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5. Cycle

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Answer = Tricycle

Easy to figure that one out ha!

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Answer = Two Degrees below Zero


C’mon give it a little thought!

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You can prove you
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Answer = Six Feet Underground

Oh no, not again!

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9. He’s X himself

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Answer = He’s by Himself

Now you � re messing up big time.

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Answer = Backward Glance

Not even close!

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11. Death ….. Life

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Answer = Life after Death

Okay last chance . . .

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Answer = Think Big !

And the last one is real fun – – –

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13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb . . .

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Answer = Long Time No ‘C’

Friends forever

Is pal pe likhta hoon choti si ek kavita..
 
Yaad aayega sabko ke ek saal me kya-kya bita..
 
Ek acchaa job mil jaye sabke dil me thi yeh aas..
 
Bande jaate the walk-in me ban-than ke ekdum jhakaas..
 
Hamesha dhoonda karte koi ladki hain kya aas-paas..
 
Roz kiya karte the wo apti,C, Unix ya koi aur bakwaas..
 
Par nothing can beat the ‘Analysis of Algorithms’ ka trash !!!
 
Har walk in mein socha karte ke job mil jaye aaj..
 
Kal nahi soya to kya hua sounga mein job mil jane ke baad..
 
Har ek round k results ke liye kitne hote hum bekaraar..
 
Din bhar tension me karte results ka intezaar..
 
Sabka dil diya karta tha bas yehi ek pukaar..
 
Ke is baar to ho jaye apni naiyya paar !!!
 
Yaad hain mujhe kuch mere wo khushnaseeb yaar..
 
Jinka roz hua karta walk-in me sweet-sweet pyaar..
 
Duniya se chupte-chupate roz karte dil ka izhaar..
 
Aur poocha to kehte ‘ We’re just friends yaar ‘ !!!
 
Aakhir aa hi gayi hum sab ki bichadne ki baari..
 
Koi gaya MNC me to kisi ne shaadi karke jindagi savari..
 
Sab kaam pe lag gaye ek-ek..baari-baari..
 
Bas reh gayi apni yaadein khatti-meethi pyaari-pyaari !!!
 
Ab bhi yaad aati hain mujhe wo ” Results out ” ki pukaar..
 
Kya pata kyu hum sab bichad gaye yaar..
 
Dil me hain jo baat keh deta hoon ek baar..
 
Tum jahan bhi ho doston..yaad aaoge baar baar

Intelligent Sardar:::: More than MindBlowing….

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would
like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy
and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know
the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”

Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, “Okay, if you don’t
know the answer, you pay me $5,
and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $500.”

This gets the sardar’s attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment,
agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, “What’s the
distance from the earth to the moon?”

The Sardar doesn’t say a word, reaches into his wallet,
pulls out a $5 bill and
hands it to the American.

“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.”

So the Sardar asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four legs?”

The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. No answer!

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and
hands him $500.

The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the
Sardar and asks,

“Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands
the American $5,

and goes back to sleep!

 

11 Tips for Managers

1. Never give me work in the morning.  Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

2. If it’s really a “rush job”, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going.  It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase.  I’m not here for the money anyway.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which the priority is.  I like being a psychic.

6. Do your best to keep me late.  I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret.  If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.

8. If you don’t like my work, tell everyone.  I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done.  No use confusing me with useful information.

10. Never introduce me to the people you’re with.  I have no right to know anything.  In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

11. Tell me all your little problems.  No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so many taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.

Salaries …………….Just have a look at this >>>Think

Have a look at this

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000

Office expenditure per month : 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA-TA during parliament meets : 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e . 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES…..

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities…….

And this is the present condition of our country:

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855 crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have………….

ALSO HELP OTHERS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS….. 

 

Prison vs Work

 

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell

AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle

IN PRISON you get three meals a day

AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior

AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games

AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet

AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your friends and family to visit.

AT WORK you cannot even speak to your friends and family unless on a break (when your eating your 1 meal)

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.

AT WORK you pay all expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out

AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside the bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.

AT WORK they are called managers.

IN PRISON you have unlimited time to read email jokes.

AT WORK you get fired if you get caught.

Now Get Back To Work!